So. Here we are.
Me, the body, and the MacBaby. Old friends just trying to forgive each others' shortcomings. The body has been making some progress. Lower temperatures, less aching, that sort of thing. As a reward, I have been feeding it lots of carrot cake, sugar cookies and Mexican food. Obviously, this is more of a punishment disguised in frosting, but let us keep that to ourselves.
And MacBaby has just been trying to stay out of the line of fire. And by line of fire, I mean the cookie crumb splatter zone. Which, as we know, is a very unfortunate place to be.
But recovery is coming. To prove it, I went to yoga this morning. Fortunately, I was in the corner so my classmates were not disturbed by the shrieks that my muscles gave out. You would think I had just folded them up and put them into a bed for a few days, they way they complained.
And then, realizing that I felt better and wanting to get MacBaby in on the fun, I did a little online shopping. Because after cookies and yoga, the next coolest thing is spending money on things you have never actually touched or seen in real life. But I had to buy Ali's Kit. Because to be honest, that bar on the bottom of the screen telling me that there were only 8% of the kits available for purchase in the whole world was making me very nervous. And when I get nervous, I can feel my temperature starting to spike. Which would have eliminated all of the progress and forced me to eat more cookies.
So obviously, it was an important mental and physical health purchase.
